Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam! Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Wife: I don't like spam! Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. (Crescendo through next few lines.) Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then? Waitress: Urgghh! Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't want ANY spam! Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage? Wife: THAT'S got spam in it! Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it? Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Wife: Have you got anything without spam? Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it. or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Waitress. spam spam spam egg and spam spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam. Man: Morning! Waitress: Morning! Man: Well, what've you got? Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon egg sausage and bacon egg and spam egg bacon and spam egg bacon sausage and spam spam bacon sausage and spam spam egg spam spam bacon and spam spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. The man is played by Eric Idle, the wife is played by Graham Chapman (in drag), and the waitress is played by Terry Jones, also in drag. Whenever the word 'spam' is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets. History Where did the term “spam” come from? Introduction History Spam Terminology ASSP Benchmarks Demo Questions YoungĮxtracting the Ham from Spam David J. ASSP: Extracting the Ham from Spam - by David J.

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